Yes, I'm being evil.
What suspense, Who will your Chef be?
Iron Chef Bardic
George Roderick, literally able to cast spells through his Perform Cookery skill.
Iron Chef Iron
Knifebot Four, able to extend extra arms when in a tight spot.
Or the ladies favorite Iron Chef Human
Mola Ram, no one knows how to get the most out of sacrifice like this man.
Find out next Monday. If I can figure it out.
The only thing better than Mola Ram as a chef is that rolling pin. Top drawer, old bean!