I don't know why, but I always wanted to do this to James Bond. Maybe I just have a master villain mindset.
Please note this is a previous Bond. I just can't stand Daniel Craig in the part.
I'm quite happy with Daniel Craig, so I'm happy that you're not cutting him into pieces. I'll assume that it's a post-"The Spy Who Loved Me" Roger Moore instead.
Oh dear - Americans and their evil minimum wage system!