Most people don't consider sandwiches a deterrent but just remember what this bunch can do with a garden salad.
Like that talking head on the Knight's Bus from Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban said: "If you have the pea soup, better eat it before it eats you!" :D I would imagine this salad is no different! :D
The salad is worse than death.
The soup is marginally better.
Hey! The soup has only killed two of it's hostages in the last year.
Dangit, when is the next comic? This salad is going to get tossed sooner or later! :D